Monday, August 1, 2016

Monkey Thief – Beg, Borrow & Steal!

Monkey Thief – Beg, Borrow & Steal!

Once there lived a monkey thief – he trains the monkey’s and make them to work for him. The monkey’s go to market and do the pick pocket for their boss and in-turn the boss gave them banana’s to eat. The thief was paid by the trained monkeys and was leading a lavish life. One day the friend of the thief came from US and saw his friend’s trick of living lavish life with trained monkeys. He gave a different idea for his friend –

Friend : Hi friend! Hope you are satisfied with whatever these monkeys are bringing to you?

Thief: Yeah! Off course they are feeding me for the existing lavish life with minimal investment!

Friend: Oh! No! My dear! These monkeys are capable of stealing only from the market.

Thief: yes you are right!

Friend: hmm! You know after the introduction of ATM / Credit cards the people don’t carry huge amounts with them in the purse.

Thief:  (innocently)! Yeah friend you are right! But what to do?

Friend: You know the monkeys in Amazon forest might be of got expertise in climbing huge trees & jump from one tree to another!

Thief: yeah – right!

Friend: if you can get one from the region you can train it better and earn more!

Thief: out of the greed he said - you are right my friend! But how can we get a monkey from there?

Friend:  One of my friend lives close to the Africa will tell him to send one monkey from there!

Thief: Sure, please help me out in getting the monkey from there!

Friend: Sure friend!

After some days the thief got one monkey from Africa! As said by his friend the monkey was brilliant – it climbed huge trees, jumped from tree to tree, it proved itself as the best among the best of his monkeys that he had. He trained the monkey how to steal from people, apartment, houses etc., now his income doubled / tripled. The thief was happy to proud to own that African monkey and thrashed the existing monkeys for low income! Due to the increase of theft the local people complained to police and they identified that the thief was a monkey and launched monkey hunt.

One day the African monkey and other local monkeys been for their job in the market place – they saw one green bush with one entrance & couple of fruits lying inside that bush. The moment the local monkeys saw that setup they identified that it was a trap for them. But innocent African monkey jumped into the trap to eat the fruits got trapped into a cage! 

All other monkeys moved to their house with their regular earning! But the thief was beating them for earning less for the day! The African monkey was arrested and taken to the police station, they planned a smart way to identify the owner of the monkey and gave good number of fruits and opened the cage.  After having stomach full of fruits the African monkey couldn’t control its sleep and planned to go to home and take rest! The police followed the African monkey and arrested the thief for the act of training & stealing with the help of monkeys! He was put into the prisons for years & the African monkey was taken to the local zoo! The African monkey became the brand ambassador of the zoo! The African monkey grabbed huge crowd to the zoo & the zoo authorities kept poster with the following words –


The African monkey is trained/professional thief – beware of it!